STARveillance

Hoy he descubierto la nueva serie de los creadores de Celebrity Deathmatch. Se llama STARveillance y es basicamente como coger una revista de cotilleos del Star System y recrearla con plastelina y con mucha mala leche. Aqui voy a dejar los videos que he encontrado:

Mary Kate y Ashley Olsen

Siempre juntas, la anorexica y la quasi-anorexica. Y pensar que las hemos visto crecer...

Frases:
A: I mean, we're tiny, but this is super-tiny.
MK: Ashley, look, I can fit in this cabinet.

MK: I'm creative 'cause I'm wearing bracelets.

A: Can we get a Starbucks in our apartment?

MK: I know, this guy is sooo weird...

V: ... you are in walking distance of NY University.
A: Uuuuh... what about driving distance?

Comparen y juzguen.

Vince Vaughn y Jennifer Aniston + Kevin Federline y Britney Spears
(encadena del anterior video...)

Si Vince Vaughn es realmente asi, que pesadilla!!!

Frases:
JA: ... can we just focus on my tiny perfect lips and breasts?

VV: AngelinaissoHOT!Ha,ha,ha!Butdon'tworry,you'reinanawesomeway

Y bueno, todos sabemos que KF era el hombre de la casa XD

Frases:
BS: It's my butt-crack!

KF: You know what I'm saying? Because I have my talents.

Denise Richards y Heather Locklear

Aqui se nota realmente que son los de Celebrity Deathmatch, pero el final es muy descriptivo de los mejores momentos cinematograficos de Denise Richards.

Frases:
HL: I do television by choice!

Tom Cruise y Katie Holmes + Whitney Houston y Bobby Brown

Recientemente padres, muy enamorados y pertenecientes a una religion minoritaria.
Frases:
KH: Tom, please, you know your smile scares children.

TC: Wow!!!

Demi Moore y Ashton Kutcher

Young meets mature.

Frases:
DM: Show me your stomach... OK, I can make this work.

AK: What you're talkin' about, Mr Willis?

David Copperfield y David Blaine

Los dos ilusionistas mas famosos desde Tamariz.

Frases:
DC: As a matter of fact, I've already seen people do thar... on Jackass!

DB: I will stay in this box for 3 days!

Brad Pitt y Angelina Jolie

Arriba teniamos a la ex del Pitt, ahora le toca a este...

Frases:
AJ: We are a power couple. Look at me! I have an Oscar! And you... you are like... HOT!

BP: Hang on, the... thing is make the... beep.