jueves, febrero 09, 2006

PELI - Team America: World Police


Vista: 5 Febrero 2006 - 21:00
Team America es una genial pelicula de los creadores de South Park de la que ya hablamos en su momento. Ahora lo que os propongo es rememorar 3 de los mejores pasajes de esta cinta.

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Song:
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that's an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you've gone away, And all I'm trying to say, is:
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that shitty movie, too!
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss you.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Noel said...

EKI, has tocado una fibra muy sensible. Aún recuerdo la manera salvaje de reírme en el cine, aún cuando las escenas clave (las tres que pones tú + la vomitona + la canción de Kim + 'Awec Bawdin' + Matt Damon) habían pasado.

Lo que me molesta es que se tildara a Los Titanes (Parker y Stone) de republicanos, cuando lo cierto es que son más bien unos nihilistas políticos de lo más gamberros. Además, ya está bien de tanto liberal de palo satirizando a Bush: "We hate republicans, but we fucking hate liberals".

3:10 p. m.  
Blogger Señor Toldo said...

Grandísimos momentos de verdad, sí señor! La película es estupenda. Y no os olvidéis del montaje paralelo, un gag deliciosamente montyphytonesco :D!!!

4:47 p. m.  

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